I desperately need to learn French. Does anyone have Rosetta Stone? Or some other software to help me?

This is urgent.

It has been recently discovered that I sound insanely sexy whilst speaking french.

Left public in case strangers want to help my cause.

Shame on you daily_deviant. Shame on you and all of your members.

In case you didn't know, sex between two people of different races is considered deviant behavior - at least by the mods and members of this community. Even better, they're using the term "miscegenation" - basically 'round here it means polluting the white gene pool. They have been asked very politely to remove that word, they have refused.

This is unacceptable. Please let them know it is. SHOUT.

daily_deviant@livejournal.com


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Title: Litmus
Author: mistress_mab
Rating: NC-17 just to be safe
Pairing: House/Cameron
Spoilers: Role Model - you may want to skip if you haven't seen the ep.
Summary: House, canes, and snark. Oh, my.
Notes: Thanks to romanticalgirl for the spanking beta. A toast to the Time Turners for their constant vigilance at the Altar of Perv. (Dude, those candles NEVER go out.)
Disclaimer: The characters herein do not belong to me. And neither does the cane.

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